Scot: Hi Lois, I’m thinking about getting another car and I need some quotes on coverage.
Lois: Sure, what cars do you need quotes on?
Scot: ‘03 Honda accord
‘01 Buick Century
Lois: Buick? Oh no, you can’t do that.
Scot: Yeah, um. OK. Also, add an ‘05 Mustang to that list
Lois: Pause. Are you sure this list is right? You are all over the map here. Pause. Are you having an identity crisis?
If she only knew.