i’m sick in the head

101_9734-1 You can tell much about a person in a simple conversation. Today I called my insurance agent for quotes on car insurance. Here is how it went down.

Scot: Hi Lois, I’m thinking about getting another car and I need some quotes on coverage.

Lois: Sure, what cars do you need quotes on?

Scot: ‘03 Honda accord

‘00 Lincoln

‘01 Buick Century

Lois: Buick? Oh no, you can’t do that.

Scot: Yeah, um. OK. Also, add an ‘05 Mustang to that list

Lois: Pause. Are you sure this list is right? You are all over the map here. Pause. Are you having an identity crisis?

If she only knew.

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